Tv Again!

So, here I am sitting on my couch, watching TV. For those of you who know me, I channel surf a lot. As it would happen I come across the Tyra show. (lord yes again!) Today was the top model cycle 10 reunion. What I really want to know is who the hell still watches her show?? The girls on top model look like "pretty" girls you see in the street. There isn't a striking thing about any of them. I mean way back when, like a few years ago she had some girls who were like "wow" but now..... lol.

What I'm really ranting about with this is Tyra her self, she has the ability to turn ANY story that someone is telling in to a story about her. I mean goddamn it let the people tell THEIR story!!!! One girl was considered to be "plus size" and she was like "oh i was the only girl to come in there and say that I'm plus size and blah blah blah" when she really is just a tall size 8.. (Wow, really plus size!) Anyway, the girl was trying to tell her non-story when Tyra (miss me, me, me, I, I, I) chimes in and says "Well when i was younger back in the day when I was a model, when I was 16 modeling for the runway in Paris for whoever I was a size six!"

The poor "model" (I use the term loosely) was on the stage and she just trailed off in her story lol. I don't even think she really was saying anything to begin with but shit let the girl her her fake fuckertry out. lol.

There are other times when I've caught the Tyra show and the story has been about something that she (Tyra) knows that she has had nothing to do with and she will some how turn it in to a her, me, me, me, I, I, I, story. Yesterday for instance, the story was about these stupid ass girls who go to bars and kiss for free drinks. ( I feel sorry for them, well.... not really) There were two dumb girls on stage who say that they are straight and only kiss to get something out of the guys at the bar. They claimed that they didn't really see the harm in doing it. So what does miss me, me, me, I,I, I, do?? She goes on and says: "Well when I was your age, I would never think to do anything like that, I mean when you get older like I am, you find better things to do. When you get older like I am and you don't let go of what you do you get desperate, but I'm not!" Some times I wish I could go to the Tyra show and slap her with a dildo right in the face and say "The story isn't about you, for once in your life take a deep breath and tell the faerie in your head that says that the world revolves around you to shut the hell up!"

There were other people on that show, like one girl who was a lezzie and who was obviously pissed off. I couldn't blame her. Her point in the story was that because stupid girls like the two on stage who do that in bars and what not make it so that when she goes out with her girlfriend, guys expect her to do the same thing and don't take her seriously. I really felt sorry for the girl, like I totally got where she was coming from. The two girls on the stage didn't get it at all and then here came Tyra... She missed the WHOLE point like she does all the time.

She tried to reword what this girl was saying so that it would sound like she came up with it all by her self and FAILED.

Tyra some advice:

1. Top model is a sham, them girls are good for one maybe two days worth of work and that's it.
2. YOU WILL NEVER BE OPRAH, SO STOP TRYING TO BE HER.
3. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DAY TIME EMMY, SO LET IT GO!
4. NO, DAMN IT ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.
5. SIT THE HELL DOWN ALREADY, WE DONE, YOU DONE, TAKE THE LACE FRONT OFF AND LET IT RELAX!!!

That is all!! :)