Advice....because lord knows I MUST never know what im talking about!

So kiddies yesterday was advice day in the land of my life! One person after another was asking me for relationship advice, I swear it must have been a full moon yesterday or something.

One friend who i speak to on and off again some time for a good while, was telling me of his problem he had. I was asking him how everything was with the girl he was seeing now, because he seemed sooooooo happy with her, he im's me back and tells me that they broke up! That caught me sooo off guard because the last time we spoke he was going to go visit her and was so excited about it. I've never been so shocked in my life lol. He told me that she was "confused" (child im still confused over the situation) about their relationship I guess. I mean he said that they had been talking since September or so and had made plans for them to finally see each other face to face and were both really happy about it. So he tells me he he goes to see her for her birthday and he got her a present and some flowers and what not (hes a good boy :) ) all the right stuff and they spend like a week together or so, and that they were really happy to be together. They went out and talked and he met her family and people and such, he said that they shared some very special time together and what not, and i guess after he got back she said she was confused on what happened and their relationship.

So i was trying to offer him advice on the situation, but truthfully Im still confused on what happened. I don't understand how they both were on the same page as to what the plans were and she gets confused! I mean I really don't know lol, now child don't get me wrong, hes a great person, and im happy we're friends (i still don't know how that happened lol, that's another story lol) I try to tell him not to worry, and don't dwell on something that doesn't work because maybe she just wasn't ready for someone who is as good as he is or who is as focused on a relationship as he is, idk!

Now on to the other people I HAD to give advice to. So my brother,(hi poopoo) went to the barber shop yesterday and got his hair did lol, he sees MY EX there. (why, like he just didn't have NOWHERE ELSE TO GO GET A SHAPE UP) So my brother is trying to be nice and have small talk while he waits to get a shape up, and my ex is talking about life and whatever, and his job and what not. So he starts telling him that he and his girl are on the rocks because of they aren't on the same page with moving or getting an apartment or something that WE HAD ALREADY HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT.

All of that just proves that I was freaking right on valid points in the relationship that crashed burned and died, and he was WRONG!!!! Hes telling him that most girls think of them selves and that they are selfish and blah blah blah, so my brother was like well.... you kinda lost something good when we broke up, and you started messing with little girls and what not, which is true because if you mess with girls who are young their mind sets are something different then WOMEN who are older; all of which is TRUE!!!!

So later in the night after I figure out how to sync my blue tooth with my phone (trust me it was a issue) I get a phone call from MY EX! (lord why) so hes like "oh can i get some advice" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im like wtf is up with TODAY of all days?? So im like what is it? Hes starts up with, how are you and blah blah, then hes like oh I need to know what would you say my issues are or something to that effect, and im like what? Im like I cant answer that, im like who the hell wants to know. All these tell me about my self questions and shit that is soooo annoying. So I later find out that him and his ex are on the rocks and that they are talking about shit that we talked about and what not and he came to realize NOW that I was right about how to try to compromise with someone if you see a future with them or want to have a future with them.

Lord he got laid in to yesterday, I was like well you don't know how to compromise and you think of your self and are very selfish in that way. I said I think that he isn't ready for a serious relationship with ANYONE, and needs to work on him self, I said that he has a fear of commitment, and that he claims he ready for something real when lord know's he isn't. I also told him that if he wants to have a relationship with any one he has to be willing to listen to the other person and give them time to open up to him, Im like you cant force people to tell you about them selves it just wont work out that way. I also stated that things that aren't relevant to the current relationship should be talked about, like if it honestly has nothing to do with the current situation then it shouldn't be brought up. He really got told about him self and I think that everything I said is hitting close to home because, its starting to make sense and its like wow your right...

Huh, I think the obvious will slap you down one day!!!!!

That is all for now.................. :)

Yes I dream in color.

So last night I had a dream that was all over the place. It started out in this post office/ wedding chapel, idk. The bride was wearing all this white including her makeup and the carpet was white, I swear it was so freaking tacky. So I see the look on the groom's face and even though I cant see his face I can tell that he really doesn't want to be there, so im like lets go, lets just go and get out of here and we can find a court or some place and get married on our own. So we leave the place and run outside and hop in a cab. We're driving and driving in this cab for what seems like forever, we keep passing different places and im telling the groom "well, we could have stopped there or there" but we keep going past everywhere. While we are driving, I keep looking back and I say; I swear that the mother of the bride is after us and im starting to get uneasy about it, he looks back and tells me that its not her. It makes me relax after some more time, we fall in to a very relaxed state and we start to give each other the eye (lol) We end up having oral sex in the cab (most of which was on me) lol. We finally end up in a city some place and stop in front of a apartment building, we get out and go in to this building, we end up in this wonderful apartment which is marble, jade and glass (i know weird right lol) everywhere in the place there is running water, its falling down like rain and its running out like fountains. There is another couple there and they are friendly towards us. (The guy looks like the guard from the mummy returns i think is name is ardis farr or something like that i forgot, and the girl looks like she is Hawaiian) Like they are a really good looking couple, they tell us all about the apartment and what its like there. We all sit and relax in the house and they tell us about the security system, which isn't armed, so I tell them we should at least arm it so that we are save. We figure out the freaking thing and we go to arm it and then darts start to shoot out of the walls and we are all ducking and running around so that we don't get hit.

I swear it was a crazy dream that made no freaking sense what so ever!

That is all..........:) for now (maybe)

Movies.... Some times too late?

As if this shit couldn't have come too late! The tag line is even WORSE: New model original parts...really REALLY!!!! Now if you didn't read my rant about the third instalment of THIS movie then for the love of god go find it and read it but........if you didn't, then let me re-cap all of this for you with photos of course!!!



This is the first movie, which introduces us to a very new sexy vin diesel, with some kick ass cars in this movie. The story with this is cop (paul walker) goes undercover to bust up a ring of thieves who are stealing from mac trucks on the road and no one can figure out just how its being done. Paul walker has to gain dom's (vin diesel) trust so that he can get in to what they do. Long story short, at the end they find out he's (paul walker) is a cop, and he lets everyone go.



This is the second movie where paul walker goes to Miami after letting dom and everyone go. He (paul) goes down there to start his life over after giving up the badge and trying to put all that stuff behind him. The fed's how ever catch up with him since he's technically on the run and offer him a deal, help us get a agent out from some mob boss or whatever and we wipe your slate clean. Paul needs help so he knows someone else who can help him out and get his slate whipped clean as well, this is where tyreese comes in to the picture (lord why??) Together they manage to gain the guys trust enough to get in to his gang and do some jobs for him. Paul's other friends however ( ludacris and davon aoki) are in Miami and they run street races and such for cash. Long story short with this horror of the movie, is that only paul walker's character was in THIS MOVIE and this is the second part, they take down the boss, save the agent, and tyreese and paul snatch up monies to start their own garage. Side note: Vin disel as well as the other main characters AREN'T in this movie, so it made no sense to make it!

But wait there's more.............



This garbage! I didn't even watch all of this movie, so I still kinda have no clue what really happened, but I will tell you that DRIFTING isn't a sport, this movie was straight trash! Everyone who did see it who i talked to hated it because it had NOTHING NOTHING to do with any of the movies BUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT............why was vin diesel at the END of this one????? I swear soo random...

Now you are caught up to this one god willing this movie will be better than the last and almost as good as the first, but pfft idk!

That is all.............for now :)

So you wanna be on top...but at what cost?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEPN3CehhHE&eurl=http://www.dlisted.com/&feature=player_embedded


So today (3/15/09) one of my friends chantell was telling me about how she went to a casting call for americas next top model. Well the next season Miss me me me I I I, Aka Tyra Banks, said that the girls could be five seven and under! Humfp! (Can anyone say ratings) So they have a casting call yesterday (3/14/09) at the ass crack of dawn. They had NO order what so ever so ofcourse people started to act a damn fool!

There were girls trying to cut the line and start fights it was so out of hand. I never understand why people want to go on that show, not one of the "models" that really wins gets anything worth a damn thing! They all whore them selves out and it still dosent work. How sad for them :(

That is all..............for now :)

DIY, Do it your self?? I guess that's what's up? lol

I swear when people have too much time on thier hands! I mean you have to kinda give it to whoever came upwith that some kind of credit because THAT DID TAKE some kinda thought in to make that. I swear some times you just have to wonder why just why come up with that when you can buy a better one because godforbid the shit breaks and you have to make that alll over again lol

That is all........:) for now!