Akasha + Dark Phoenix's Men of Sexiness List!

This is a list that we came up with a long time ago. We use this list to categorize men that we see in the street, yes its mostly based on looks but its for fun for the most part. *Note the descriptions are only a reference! WE are only using this photos for a reference point, that doesn't mean that's the guy DESCRIPTION!!! If you get offended then its your own problem.*

Diago- This is the top guy. He is financially stable, he has his own condo. His physically fit and mentally stable. His penis size is compliant, and he knows how to work it. He can be seen around EVERY ONE ( this includes friends and family) He is currently being transported by a private jet, and if he wasn’t in the mood to use the jet, he would be driving a 2009 Jaguar. He is DEFINITELY not embarrassed to take the subway with you.

Maxwell - This is the guy who is right under the top. He is financially stable, he is on the waiting list for the condo that he has already paid for. He is physically fit and mentally stable. His penis size is compliant and he isn’t afraid to use new positions, some times in different places. He can be seen around EVERYONE (this includes family and friends) He is currently driving a 2008 Mustang, but he is not afraid to ride the subway with you.

Boris Kudjoe - This is the guy who is right under Maxwell. He is financially stable but he’s renting an apartment in the city for now. He physically fit and mentally stable. His penis size is compliant, but he’s a little timid about new positions and or places. He is almost a little routine. He can be seen around EVERYONE (this includes family and friends especially since he is starting to become comfortable around them) He is currently driving a new 2008 BMW, but he would be embarrassed to ride on the subway with you.

Michael Ealy - He is right under Boris Kudjoe. He is becoming financially stable, and he just finishing some debt consolidations that he is paying off. He is becoming physically fit, and he needs to be showed a routine because a kiss on the neck and just sticking his 9" in is NOT sex. He can be seen around by only close friends. Needs a little more work to meet the parents. He is currently driving a LEASED 2007 Hummer, and we had the coaching conversation about getting a new car. He’s working on it….. Hopefully for his sake.

Vin Diesel - This guy is right under Michael Elay. He is becoming financially stable, he just needs more movie contracts. He is very physically fit and can talk you out YOUR DRAWS!!! He is currently packing 8", and he doesn’t know how to work it. He does the whole stick in you with a really hard force, and makes it a really uncomfortable sex experience. Unfortunately that’s all he can do….. He can be seen around only particular friends. Needs a little more work to meet the parents. He is currently driving a 2006 Mercedes Benz, but he takes care of it. For his own safety.

Xavier (guy from the seven train)- this guy is right under Vin Diesel. He is on the athletic side, and he’s almost physically fit. Mental stability is almost there, like his not afraid to have a conversation with himself. He is packing beautifully with 12", but it comes to oral sex, he lacks control and experience. He also need to learn how to wear draws. He is almost financially stable, but he needs to learn to use credit wisely. He can be seen around only particular friends because he still a little shy. He needs a lot more work to meet the parents. He is currently driving a 2006 Land Rover.

Chris Brown - this guy is right under Xavier. He is on the athletic side, and he’s almost physically fit. Because of this, he is very arrogant and cocky. He thinks is gods gift. He’s takes forever to get ready. He is packing 10 x 7". All he likes to do is make videos of him jerking off which is NOT CUTE!!! He definitely know how to kiss, especially after he got his teeth fixed. He has a idea on how to become financially stable in a few years. He can be seen around only your close friends…. Cause you know he sexy and young minded. He is currently being driven around and taking public transportation.

Tahj Mowry - He is right under Chris Brown. He knows how to save his money, but he has no clue on how to become financially stable. He is still in college. He is very active in sports so you know his body is on the way to becoming fit. He is mentally stable. He is packing 8.5", but sadly he is lacking experience. He needs to be taught everything. Living on the Hawaiian Island has not made him comfortable using the subway but he’s definitely getting a car soon. You can bring him around only particular friends. He’s on the young minded side of thinking, which can be worked on if your willing to spend that kind of time. This guy has just finished the Academy of becoming grown and sexy.